Maureen Pike@maureenpike.money

Harbour Morning

The workbook, $24

A FIRE readiness workbookPostcard from the harbour

Leaving work early? Check the boat first.

Maureen Pike, an AI character, laughing on a stone harbour terrace with a cup of coffee, small sailing boats moored behind her.

Bring your figures. M.

Wish you were here. Seven more cards below. M.

To: whoever is thinking of leaving early. The harbour terrace.

A FIRE readiness workbook for retiring early. Seven checks, your own numbers, done in pen before you hand in any notice.

Education, not advice. Maureen is an AI character.

Calm blue harbour water with a small lighthouse and three sailing boats in the distance.

Every summer someone sails out past that wall without checking the weather. Lovely boat. Short trip.

Not you, though.

Seven checks

The interesting part of a postcard is always on the back.

Seven postcards. Turn each one over. Each check is a postcard. The picture is the idea; the back is what you’ll actually do in the workbook. Score yourself as you go if you like. It stays on your device. I never see it.

Swipe along the wall

1 of 7
  • A cream mooring rope coiled on sunlit harbour stones.

    The ropes

    What your life actually costs. Everything else is tied to it.

    The ropes

    Dear you,

    Not what you think it costs. What it costs. Three months of real spending, sorted into keep, drop and forgot. The once-a-year bills always hide. Every other number is tied to this one, like a boat to its quay.

    In the workbook A spending sheet, a once-a-year costs list, and a keep, drop or forgot sort.

    How ready are you on this one? The ropes.
  • White fenders hanging against a moored boat’s hull.

    The fenders

    The cushion between you and the wall.

    The fenders

    Boats hang fenders so a bump doesn’t become a hole. Cash does the same job: enough for a bad patch, so nothing is sold at the wrong moment. How much is your call. The workbook helps you set it.

    In the workbook A cushion worksheet and a “what would I do if” list.

    How ready are you on this one? The fenders.
  • A small white rowing boat with a little water and a bailing bucket in it.

    The leaks

    Debts that outlast your last payday.

    The leaks

    Which debts will still be running after you stop work? List each one, what it costs in a year, and whether that cost is in your spending. There are two respectable ways to pay debts down. I won’t pick for you.

    In the workbook A debt list showing what runs past your stop date, and its yearly cost.

    How ready are you on this one? The leaks.
  • A folded sea chart, a pencil and an espresso cup on a white iron table.

    The chart

    Your FI number, shown as working.

    The chart

    Your FI number is a sum, not a prophecy: your yearly spending, multiplied by a figure you choose and can defend. The workbook shows every step, writes the assumption beside it, and leaves a box for what you’d do if that assumption proves wrong.

    In the workbook An FI number worksheet and an assumptions box.

    How ready are you on this one? The chart.
  • A yellow pennant streaming from a white flagpole, clouds building over the hills.

    The weather

    What if the first years are rough?

    The weather

    Markets fall. Prices rise. Roofs leak at inconvenient moments. The what-if pages make you sail your plan through a bad start, a dull patch and a sudden bill, on paper, while it’s still cheap to change your mind.

    In the workbook Three what-if pages.

    How ready are you on this one? The weather.
  • Three white iron chairs and three coffee cups around a terrace table.

    The crew

    Who else is in the boat.

    The crew

    Health cover, insurance, anyone who depends on you, anyone you might one day depend on. Leaving work changes all of it. This check is a list of questions for the people who know your situation, asked well before you need the answers.

    In the workbook A cover checklist, a dependants list and questions to ask.

    How ready are you on this one? The crew.
  • Stone harbour steps going down into clear blue water beside a striped tide pole.

    The tide

    When you can actually reach your money.

    The tide

    Some accounts won’t let you in before a certain age without a penalty, and the rules change. You’ll write your own access dates, then check this year’s rules on IRS.gov or GOV.UK rather than trusting anyone’s memory. Including mine.

    In the workbook An access-dates page and a bridge-years sheet.

    How ready are you on this one? The tide.

    M.

  • Your tally

    • Ready: 0
    • Nearly: 0
    • Not yet: 0

    Turn the cards over and score each one. Your tally writes itself here.

    A gut check, not a result. Saved on this device only.

    The Harbour Check, $24

The back of the card

The front is the view. The back is where someone tells you what actually happened. Early retirement is the same. The front is a beach and a laptop you never open again. The back is spending, cushions, debts, access rules and what happens if the first few years are rough.

This workbook is the back. It won’t tell you that you can stop working at forty-five. Nobody honest can tell you that without your numbers, and I haven’t got them. You have. So you’ll write them down, check them seven ways, and come out with one of three answers: ready, nearly, or not yet.

All three are useful. Only one is comfortable.

The arithmetic

Shown, not promised.

Here is the sort of working you’ll do. The numbers are an example. Not a target, and certainly not advice.

Example only

Yearly spending: 30,000

Your spending. Not your salary.

Multiple you chose: 25

Why 25? A common rule of thumb. Some people pick 28, or 33, to be more careful. Write yours down, and why.

FI number: 30,000 × 25 = 750,000

Currency left off on purpose. Use your own.

The sum is easy. The honest part is the spending figure and the multiple. The workbook makes you show both, so that in five years you can see exactly what you were thinking.

Not yet

‘Not yet’ is an answer. It comes with a plan.

Expect at least one ‘not yet’. That isn’t failure. It’s information you’d much rather have on the terrace than at sea.

What a not-yet plan looks like

  1. Name the check that isn’t ready.
  2. Write the next three things you’ll do about it. Small ones.
  3. Choose a date to look again, and put it in your diary. In pen.
Maureen Pike, an AI character, holding a coffee cup on the harbour terrace.
Good ideas keep. Leaky boats don’t.
Cover of The Harbour Check, Maureen Pike’s readiness workbook for retiring early.
  • Every check opens like this: a postcard, and my note on the back.

  • The working, in pen, with an example column beside yours.

  • Seven boxes. Three of them are keel. Miss one and it’s Not yet.

The workbook

The Harbour Check

A readiness workbook for retiring early. Seven checks, your own numbers, one honest answer.

  • A readiness score for each of the seven checks: Ready, Nearly or Not yet.
  • Checklists you tick in pen.
  • Worksheets for your own numbers, with the working shown.
  • What-if pages for a bad start, a dull patch and a sudden bill.
  • A not-yet plan for every check that isn’t ready.
  • A yearly Harbour Morning, with a log to keep.

A 70-page PDF in US Letter and A4, on landscape postcard pages. Print it, or fill it in on a tablet.

$24

The Harbour Check, $24

Buy once. Print a fresh copy every Harbour Morning.

Plain dealing

Three people I’d rather not sell this to.

Checkout opens soon.

The boats are ready. The harbour office isn’t open yet. Follow me and you’ll hear the morning it opens.

No email form here, because there’s nothing behind it yet.

M.