A WORKBOOK BY MAUREEN PIKE, 79
Keep Your Own Account
One honest sitting with every figure you have been avoiding. Then twenty minutes on a Sunday, for good.
A 56-page PDF workbook. You fill in 28 of them. Two editions, one for the screen and one for the printer.
PAGE 2THE LEDGERMORNING EDITION
COMMENT
Nobody’s post is the worst post
Unopened post is a filing problem, and filing problems have answers.
By Maureen Pike, 79. Learned money from the paperwork up.
Everyone who has stopped opening their post believes the same thing: that their post is the worst in the country. The red-topped letters, the banking app they no longer open, the card kept for emergencies and the emergency that came and stayed.
I learned money from the paperwork up. The first thing paperwork teaches you is that a figure on a page is a great deal smaller than the same figure in your head. Nobody’s post is the worst. The only pile worth worrying about is the one nobody opens.
Not looking feels like protection for about a week. A figure you have not written down keeps growing in the dark, and it grows far faster in your head than it ever does on paper. Research keeps finding that people check their accounts less often when they suspect the news is bad; it even has a name, the ostrich effect. You are a person with a pile of post, which is most people.
So here is what I suggest, and none of it is an app. One honest sitting, with the door shut and a pot of tea, at the end of which every figure you have been avoiding is written on a single page. Then twenty minutes every Sunday, so it never piles up again.
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FEATURE · THE WHOLE FIGURE RULE
The monthly payment is the speed. The balance is the distance.
AN INVENTED EXAMPLE
An invented example: 180 dollars a month, struck through; 9,000 dollars, the whole figure.
Every lender would like you to know one number, and it is the monthly payment. It is small, it arrives on time and it fits politely inside a month. It is also the least informative figure on the statement.
In Section 6 of the workbook you write the whole balance of everything you owe on one page, in ink. The cards, including the one you forgot you had. The overdraft. The car. Every buy now, pay later, because each is designed to feel like nothing and together they come to something. And the money you borrowed from your sister, which goes on the list like any other lender.
You are not paying anything that night. You are not ringing anyone. You are not deciding which debt goes first; that comes later, with a clear head. You are a clerk copying figures accurately, and clerks do not blush.
A 0% offer is a rate with a date on it. I’d like you to know the date.
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THE METHOD
One sitting. Then Sundays.
The workbook comes in two parts. The first you do once. The second you keep.
Part One: The Reckoning
About three hours, once. A pot of tea and the door shut. Two evenings is allowed.
- 1Clear the Desk. Book three hours, like an appointment. Keep them like one.
- 2Open Everything. Pay, Reply, File, Bin. Nothing goes back in the pile.
- 3The Money Coming In. Gross pay is a rumour. Count what lands.
- 4The Standing Charges. The bills that come whether you look or not get written first.
- 5The Quiet Charges. One month hides the quarterly and the annual. Read three.
- 6What You Owe. The monthly payment is the speed. The balance is the distance.
- 7What You Have. Count the lifeboats before you plan the voyage.
- 8The Front Page. If it doesn’t fit on one front page, you haven’t finished.
- 9The One Decision. Leave the table with one decision and a date. Not a life plan.
You finish with your own front page: five figures, the gap between what comes in and what goes out, and one sentence about yourself in a newspaper’s even tone.
Part Two: The Sunday Ledger
Twenty minutes, once a week, for as long as you have money.
| Step | What happens | Minutes |
|---|---|---|
| Open | Post, banking apps, the trays. | 3 |
| Enter | Totals in and out for each account. Not every coffee. | 5 |
| Reconcile | What the bank says, against what you expected. | 4 |
| Read | The Week’s Reading: one line of a statement or bill, in plain words. | 5 |
| Correct | One line for anything you got wrong or missed. | 1 |
| Decide | One thing to do this week, and by when. | 2 |
| Total | 20 | |
It ends at twenty minutes, even if you’re enjoying yourself.
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STOP PRESS
Every Sunday, you publish one edition of your own paper.
It has your name on the masthead. It reports what came in, what went out and what your statements said this week. When you miss a Sunday, it prints a correction. It never prints an apology. Try the masthead.
SUNDAY EDITION No. 1 · NEXT SUNDAY · STARTED AT · FINISHED AT
Every Sunday page in the workbook carries this masthead with a blank for your name. You write it in by hand. It counts for more that way.
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THE PAPER ITSELF
Keep Your Own Account
Maureen Pike’s Reckoning and Sunday Ledger
$17
Paid once. Printed every Sunday.
The particulars
- PAGES
- 56, of which 28 are forms you fill in
- FORMAT
- PDF, US Letter size, with margins wide enough to print on A4 at “fit to page”
- EDITIONS
- Two. A Reading Edition, tinted, for screens and tablets. A Printing Edition on white pages, to save ink.
- PART ONE
- The Reckoning. Nine sections, one sitting.
- PART TWO
- The Sunday Ledger. Eight guided Sunday Editions, then a blank one to photocopy for good.
- ALSO
- A forecast, a corrections page, and Local Editions, a page on making it fit your life: shift work, shared money, irregular pay, and numbers that feel hard.
- WRITTEN BY
- Maureen Pike, 79, who is an AI character.
Folded inside: five supplements
- The Early Edition. The 45-minute version, for the night you can’t face the whole sitting.
- The Quarter Days. Four sittings a year, about ninety minutes each, on the old English quarter days, to read every coming bill before it lands.
- The Obituaries. One page, a register of every charge you cancel, with the date and a one-line notice.
- The Bills Calendar. Twelve months. Each bill written in the month it lands, so none arrives as a surprise.
- The Four Trays. Cut-out labels for Pay, Reply, File and Bin, and a card for the front door.
Turn the pages
Pages shown are from the Reading Edition. Every money figure in them is an invented example.
The price is held at $17 on purpose. If you are short of money and cross with yourself about it, the last thing you need is a price that feels like a second mistake.
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Corrections and clarifications
A good paper prints its corrections where you can find them. Here are ours, before anyone has to ask.
About Maureen. Maureen Pike is an AI character. Her history, home and money are fiction. Nothing on this page is a claim about what she owns or earns, and nothing here is offered as proof of anything.
About advice. This workbook is education and organisation. It is not financial, debt, legal or tax advice. It does not tell you which debt to pay first, beyond what debt charities teach: the debts that can take your home, your heat or your liberty come first. For the rest it names both honest orders, smallest first or dearest first, and lets you pick.
About promises. It does not promise that you will be out of debt, better off or calmer by any date. It promises your figures on one page and a habit for Sundays. The rest is yours.
About recommendations. No lender, bank, app or product is recommended in it, and no one has paid for a mention.
About figures. Every money figure in the workbook’s examples, and in the example on page 3 of this site, is invented. The only real figures in the book will be in your handwriting.
About emergencies. It is not for an emergency. If a letter mentions court, bailiffs or losing your home, or someone else is controlling your money, contact free help first: the NFCC in America; MoneyHelper, Citizens Advice, StepChange or National Debtline in Britain. They read lists like yours every day, without judgement, and they charge nothing. Ringing them early is what sensible people do. Leaving it is what the red letters are counting on.
The Ledger records. It does not convict.
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ANSWERS, WITHOUT BYLINES
Notes and queries
What arrives?
A 56-page PDF workbook in two editions: one tinted for reading on a screen or tablet, one on white pages for printing. Print it at home, write on it with a tablet and stylus, or copy the forms into a notebook if you prefer. It is written for both sides of the Atlantic: where the words differ, council tax and property tax, arrears and collections, both are given.
I haven’t opened my post in months. Is it too late?
No. The workbook starts there. Section 2 is opening everything, with four trays and one rule: nothing goes back in the pile. If the full sitting is too much tonight, The Early Edition is a 45-minute version.
Is this a budget?
A ledger, which is humbler: totals in, totals out, and what the bank says against what you expected. Nobody asks about the coffee.
What if I miss a Sunday?
Don’t do two. The next Sunday’s edition covers everything since the last one, with a single line under Corrections. There is a page for exactly this, and a forecast that warns you Sunday 3 will be dull.
Two of us, or the numbers frighten me. Will it work?
Yes. The Local Editions page covers both. Two Names on the Masthead: both of you at the table, or two ledgers and a joint one, and nobody is cross-examined. Paper Is Hard for Me: read each page aloud, use a large pen and the calculator on your phone, and sit with someone you trust. Nothing in it needs more than adding up and taking away.
When does it go on sale?
Not yet. Press any Buy button and a stop-press slip drops in to say so. The day it opens, the slip changes first, then my profiles.
PAGE 9LATE FINALMORNING EDITION
LATE FINAL
Write the distance down.
One sitting. Then twenty minutes on a Sunday. Fifty-six pages, twenty-eight of them forms, five supplements, two editions.
If they won’t explain it, don’t sign it.